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This is Larry, I'm a recruiter. I'm looking for a strong...

Relatively strong. JavaScript developer. I'd like to speak with you, my phone number is 555-555-5555. Thanks.

(moments pass)

Uhhhhh. I could talk Sunday. You wanna talk Sunday, maybe? Thanks.

Entry from @codevinsky

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Are you on the market for this contract engagement? This is initially a 3-month contract. Only considering W2 hourly rates at this time.

• PHP Framework
• Good with .Net programming language
• Candidate must be an expert with Excel Macros.
• Familiar with Web Markup Standards / Layout (HTML, XHTML, HTML5, CSS)

Entry from @codevinsky

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My new client is an exciting startup in the SF Bay area which has just closed on VC funding and is actively seeking to hire several senior-level RoR coders with 3+ years of experience. They have already established multiple celebrities as members and are rapidly acquiring more. The position offers competitive salary, benefits, and pre-IPO stock options.

If you are not interested in a possible 'rocket ride' growth opportunity, this is not the position for you.

More: https://gist.github.com/dhh/7226428

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Please check your networks I have a current opening for a Web Developer. I am looking for someone with strong technical and design skills.

This position needs the following skills:

• Web Developer

• JavaScript

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Are you interested in a new job opportunity? I have a position that might be of interest to you with our Fortune 500 retail client. They are looking for an open-source developer. Call me today.

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