Kind of Strong Developer

31 October 2013

This is Larry, I'm a recruiter. I'm looking for a strong...

Relatively strong. JavaScript developer. I'd like to speak with you, my phone number is 555-555-5555. Thanks.

(moments pass)

Uhhhhh. I could talk Sunday. You wanna talk Sunday, maybe? Thanks.

Entry from @codevinsky

Macro Programmer

30 October 2013

Are you on the market for this contract engagement? This is initially a 3-month contract. Only considering W2 hourly rates at this time.

  • PHP Framework
  • Good with .Net programming language
  • Candidate must be an expert with Excel Macros.
  • Familiar with Web Markup Standards / Layout (HTML, XHTML, HTML5, CSS)

Entry from @codevinsky

Celebrities & Rocketships

29 October 2013

My new client is an exciting startup in the SF Bay area which has just closed on VC funding and is actively seeking to hire several senior-level RoR coders with 3+ years of experience. They have already established multiple celebrities as members and are rapidly acquiring more. The position offers competitive salary, benefits, and pre-IPO stock options.

If you are not interested in a possible 'rocket ride' growth opportunity, this is not the position for you.

More: https://gist.github.com/dhh/7226428

Skills Needed

28 October 2013

Please check your networks I have a current opening for a Web Developer. I am looking for someone with strong technical and design skills.

This position needs the following skills:

  • Web Developer

  • JavaScript

Open Source Developer Needed

28 October 2013

Are you interested in a new job opportunity? I have a position that might be of interest to you with our Fortune 500 retail client. They are looking for an open-source developer. Call me today.

Have some hillarious recruiter emails to share?

Email Matt: me[at]mattboldt.com